pretty patties RULE!
"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
this video is rather satisfying
episodes of spongebob where he does something out of the pureness of his heart and the person he’s doing it for becomes selfish and rags spongebob into the ground about it are the saddest episodes
I FORGOT THE WORST ONE
Neil Cicierega - Unused Gravity Falls Theme
Here is what could’ve been
Gravity Falls is on Disney now and it looks amazing. They asked me to send in theme music a year ago, I sent in a couple demos, and they didn’t end up going with mine. Oh well! Here’s one of them.
I still love this!
holy SNAP this is radddd
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In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.