neongenesisevangaylion:

hate it when people try to dehumanize me…just because i have a duck bill, duck wings, a duck body and a duck head doesn’t mean i’m not human

coconeru:

ISABELLLEEEEE <3

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

ijustwanttodrawthembeingsexy:

mayuloveshomestuck:

this is not okay roxy

“So other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?”

crackervolley:

diverttime:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

I wonder if he also managed to get a construction permit in all that

Nigga not only controls his personal time and space distortion. Look, his speed actually sped up photosynthesis in those previously-dead trees

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

davidstrider:

just preordered the xbox one

lev-gleb:

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.

erisolsprite:

u adorable little shit

aduhm:

longhornsteakhouse:

aduhm:

aduhm:

my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????

I’m so confused?????? 

Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

dialga:

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

wow thats actually disheartening.

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed